#hot ham water
Also: everyone likes Kim K. Except for my coworker Carl who resents the fact that she looks like a girl who would never talk to him.
Blake Lively and Gwyneth Paltrow are plain yogurt white bread hot ham water. If I had to pick between 30 minutes on Goop or 30 minutes of an 8th grade graduation, I’d pick 30 minutes on Goop. But you see what I’m saying.
If Daenerys and Margaery were ever to meet, do you think that they woud get along or would there be some tension between them?
(Source: stormborns, via specialjonsnowflake)
branding is such utter bullshit.
"Love the logo! What font size did you use so we can reproduce it in Word?"
apio replied to your post “guess what i found”
o mg now i know where i’m spending the next three hours, thanks
i find the Reeds exciting. On a scale of Rickon to Whitewalker, i’d give them a 6. but the thought that Howland Reed is the High Septon? That’s baller. That’s weirdly like an 8 for me.
omgstopembarrassingyourself replied to your post “guess what i found”
ugh i only learned that bolton theory recently and ugh ugh ugh it’s so wild and perfect and dumb, i love it
thing is tho.
is the immortal skin stealer even a creature in the books? even remotely? I like the idea and want it to be true but is there any MORE foundation for it?
i found all of this b/c i watched a “R+L=J” video just because I like screaming at Ken that that was my theory like 3 years ago.