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drab homeowner. self-doubt. financial. life nap. heeeeeelp.

selfies u want to see

do ya’ll want to see when i went to the Bobbi Brown counter last week and had my makeup done for an hour and a half for no reason at all? 

— 6 hours ago with 2 notes
#selfies u want to see  #or maybe you dont  #tw: blue eyeshadow 
"ken"
"ugh. don’t do that. it’s creepy"
what did he think i was doing? not taking a selfie w my new haircut? i wonder what he thought? 
that very faint mole underneath between my eyebrow and my cornea is a new adult thing. and i like it. i continue to be pale but my moles are getting darker. do u moles. make me look vampy. 
welcome to our livingroom everyone. YES that is a paint sample on the wall YES it looks like wet bread YES i’m avoiding writing this longass bible verse in calligraphy.

"ken"

"ugh. don’t do that. it’s creepy"

what did he think i was doing? not taking a selfie w my new haircut? i wonder what he thought? 

that very faint mole underneath between my eyebrow and my cornea is a new adult thing. and i like it. i continue to be pale but my moles are getting darker. do u moles. make me look vampy. 

welcome to our livingroom everyone. YES that is a paint sample on the wall YES it looks like wet bread YES i’m avoiding writing this longass bible verse in calligraphy.

— 7 hours ago with 11 notes
#procrastination  #selfie 

jonahray:

kwmurphy:

Standing ovation.

This happened at the panel I did with @alyankovic!

(Source: thehansoloist)

— 8 hours ago with 56482 notes
importantbirds:


birb invasion of farmers market. invitation did not say plus one

Snek into the FARM STORE, gain a free samples!  Dunnots wear the prop attirems? Is FINE!  Pink shoetoe SO fancy, donot need a braclets or dancedresses

importantbirds:

birb invasion of farmers market. invitation did not say plus one

Snek into the FARM STORE, gain a free samples!  Dunnots wear the prop attirems? Is FINE!  Pink shoetoe SO fancy, donot need a braclets or dancedresses

— 8 hours ago with 175 notes
bofransson:

Charles Webster Hawthorne 
American, 1872-1930 
Portrait of Doti

bofransson:

Charles Webster Hawthorne 

American, 1872-1930 

Portrait of Doti

(via alongtimealone)

— 1 day ago with 53 notes
bofransson:

At Frascati, 1907
John Singer Sargent

bofransson:

At Frascati, 1907

John Singer Sargent

(via alongtimealone)

— 1 day ago with 68 notes
importantbirds:


last years we had PET ZOO come over to neighbur and chill chickenbirb saw another chickenbirb in reflect of lens on picturetaker. this is chickenbirbs reaction

Stare into the len… len stare back into the chickem.

importantbirds:

last years we had PET ZOO come over to neighbur and chill chickenbirb saw another chickenbirb in reflect of lens on picturetaker. this is chickenbirbs reaction

Stare into the len… len stare back into the chickem.

— 1 day ago with 160 notes
here’s a collection of screencaps that accurately represent a day in the internet life of my industry

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Photoshop horros on babies. I can’t even be sure what’s been done to her face. 

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This could have been a little more oblique.

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Lauren. Get it together. 

Everyone here is being irritating. 

attitude and product styling

Shrek. Of course. 

— 1 day ago with 10 notes
#my week  #work related screencaps  #the aimless anger of the stay-at-home mom 
Also: everyone likes Kim K. Except for my coworker Carl who resents the fact that she looks like a girl who would never talk to him.
Blake Lively and Gwyneth Paltrow are plain yogurt white bread hot ham water. If I had to pick between 30 minutes on Goop or 30 minutes of an 8th grade graduation, I’d pick 30 minutes on Goop. But you see what I’m saying. 

Also: everyone likes Kim K. Except for my coworker Carl who resents the fact that she looks like a girl who would never talk to him.

Blake Lively and Gwyneth Paltrow are plain yogurt white bread hot ham water. If I had to pick between 30 minutes on Goop or 30 minutes of an 8th grade graduation, I’d pick 30 minutes on Goop. But you see what I’m saying. 

— 4 days ago with 3 notes
#hot ham water  #ann friedman 

hauntedhands replied to your photo “i love remembering Hamish. exists. ”

it only sleeted it was disappointing
— 4 days ago with 1 note
#hauntedhands 
it’s friday celebrate like this at work

it’s friday celebrate like this at work

(Source: gh-05-t, via pissingonmyfeet)

— 4 days ago with 1147 notes
#FROM THE DRAFTS  #the friday 

"oh. these have special paths…"
- ken on patterned socks

— 4 days ago
#FROM THE DRAFTS  #ken  #hehe  #kennethsmunoz